We’ve all heard of role-playing in relationships, but sometimes, things don’t go quite as planned. The other night, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by dressing as a policewoman. With a playful smirk and handcuffs in tow, she confidently declared, “You’re under arrest on suspicion of being too good in bed.”
At that moment, I was ready to play along, prepared to prove my “guilt” beyond a reasonable doubt. But, as fate would have it, the interrogation didn’t last long. Just two minutes into the “trial,” all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
Now, one might wonder—why only two minutes? Let’s just say, sometimes cases get closed faster than expected. Of course, I’d like to think it was more of a technical error than a true verdict, but the court of my girlfriend’s judgment had spoken.
Still, the experience was undeniably fun, and despite the sudden acquittal, it made for a hilarious memory. Who knows? Maybe I’ll file for an appeal and hope for a retrial—this time, with a little more evidence to back up my case.
